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Fun with Numbers

The show, counted.

Every number here is counted from the transcripts and the scriptures read on air, or comes from a cited source. Where the record gives a range, we show the range. Every episode has its own numbers too: open any episode and tap Numbers.

Then and now

What the money on the show was really worth

A dollar in 1829 bought far more than a dollar today, and people earned far fewer of them. So each amount is shown as the share of a worker’s pay it took then, and that same share of a full-time worker’s pay today.

1829 · $3,000

Printing the Book of Mormon

“agreed with Mr. Egbert Grandin to print 5,000 copies for the sum of $3,000”
S3E5 at 45:09 →
Then10 to 14.3 yearsof a laborer’s pay, which ran $210 to $300 a year (70¢ to $1 a day)
Today$641,000 to $915,000the same 10 to 14.3 years at today’s median full-time pay, $64,064 a year ($1,232 a week, BLS)

Joseph’s own pay: answering common questions in the Elders’ Journal, July 1838, he said money digging got him only $14 a month. Twelve months of that is $168, so $3,000 was almost 18 years of it. That is less than a laborer’s cash wage; the answer doesn’t say whether room and board came with it.

Read on air from the manuscript history of the Church. Martin Harris mortgaged his farm to Grandin as security for the bill.

Show the math
  1. Pay then: 70¢ a day (Northeast states, 1829) × 300 days = $210 a year; $1 a day × 300 days = $300 a year.
  2. Share of a year’s pay: $3,000 ÷ $210 = 14.3 years; $3,000 ÷ $300 = 10.0 years.
  3. Pay today: $1,232 a week × 52 weeks = $64,064 a year.
  4. Today’s value: $3,000 × $64,064 ÷ $210 = $915,200; $3,000 × $64,064 ÷ $300 = $640,640. Rounded, that is $641,000 to $915,000.
  5. Put another way, each dollar of that pay then is about $214 to $305 of a worker’s pay today.
1829 · $200

Joseph and Emma’s farm in Harmony

“he buys a farm that has a house on it, and it's almost 14 acres, right next to the river, for $200”
S3E47 at 40:27 →
Thenabout 8 to 11 monthsof a laborer’s pay, which ran $210 to $300 a year (70¢ to $1 a day)
Today$43,000 to $61,000the same 8 to 11 months at today’s median full-time pay, $64,064 a year ($1,232 a week, BLS)

Bought on credit from Emma’s father, Isaac Hale: agreement signed April 6, 1829 (Joseph Smith Papers). Gerrit says on air Joseph struggled to make the payments; the papers show the last one was made in August 1830. The printing bill was 15 times this.

Show the math
  1. Pay then: 70¢ a day (Northeast states, 1829) × 300 days = $210 a year; $1 a day × 300 days = $300 a year.
  2. Share of a year’s pay: $200 ÷ $210 = 0.95 of a year, about 11.4 months; $200 ÷ $300 = 0.67 of a year, about 8.0 months.
  3. Pay today: $1,232 a week × 52 weeks = $64,064 a year.
  4. Today’s value: $200 × $64,064 ÷ $210 = $61,013.33; $200 × $64,064 ÷ $300 = $42,709.33. Rounded, that is $43,000 to $61,000.
  5. Put another way, each dollar of that pay then is about $214 to $305 of a worker’s pay today.
1816 · $2.53

A bushel of wheat, December 1816

“wheat in December of 1816, when the Smiths are first getting there to Palmyra, it's selling for $2.53 a bushel”
S3E43 at 50:43 →
Four years later$0.68in December 1820: 73% less
A bushel today$6.06what farmers got in July 2026 (USDA)

The price Gerrit quotes for December 1816, before the Panic of 1819. Wheat is compared by price, not by pay.

Show the math
  1. The drop: 1 − $0.68 ÷ $2.53 = 73.1%.
  2. Today a farmer gets $6.06 a bushel, 2.4 times the 1816 price.
1820 · $0.68

A bushel of wheat, December 1820

“By December of 1820, so the same year that Joseph Smith had his First Vision, wheat prices are only worth $0.68 a bushel.”
S3E43 at 51:47 →
Four years earlier$2.53in December 1816
A bushel today$6.06what farmers got in July 2026 (USDA)

The year of the First Vision. Wheat is compared by price, not by pay.

Show the math
  1. The drop: 1 − $0.68 ÷ $2.53 = 73.1%.
  2. Today a farmer gets $6.06 a bushel, 8.9 times the 1820 price.
1816 · $126.50

Fifty bushels of wheat, 1816 and 1820

“In 1816, those 50 bushels are worth... $126.50, right? The exact same amount of wheat in 1820, the year of the First Vision, is worth $34.”
S3E43 at 52:27 →
Same harvest, 1820$3473% less
50 bushels today$303at $6.06 a bushel, July 2026 (USDA)

Gerrit’s example for a farm family like the Smiths: the same harvest lost about three quarters of its value in four years. Wheat is compared by price, not by pay.

Show the math
  1. 1816: 50 × $2.53 = $126.50. 1820: 50 × $0.68 = $34.
  2. The drop: 1 − $34 ÷ $126.50 = 73.1%.
  3. Today: 50 × $6.06 = $303.
1835 · $2,400

The papyri (and the mummies)

“On this date, July 3rd, 1835, the church purchased Egyptian papyri from Michael Chandler for $2,400.”
S3B1 at 10:29 →
Then8 to 9.8 yearsof a laborer’s pay, which ran $246 to $300 a year (82¢ to $1 a day)
Today$513,000 to $625,000the same 8 to 9.8 years at today’s median full-time pay, $64,064 a year ($1,232 a week, BLS)

Bought in Kirtland, Ohio: the $2,400 paid for four mummies and the papyri together (Joseph Smith Papers). Gerrit says on air the mummies were the really big deal. A portion of the papyri was translated into the Book of Abraham.

Show the math
  1. Pay then: 82¢ a day (Midwest states, 1835) × 300 days = $246 a year; $1 a day × 300 days = $300 a year.
  2. Share of a year’s pay: $2,400 ÷ $246 = 9.8 years; $2,400 ÷ $300 = 8.0 years.
  3. Pay today: $1,232 a week × 52 weeks = $64,064 a year.
  4. Today’s value: $2,400 × $64,064 ÷ $246 = $625,014.63; $2,400 × $64,064 ÷ $300 = $512,512. Rounded, that is $513,000 to $625,000.
  5. Put another way, each dollar of that pay then is about $214 to $260 of a worker’s pay today.
1831 · $1.25

A copy of the Book of Mormon

“you will not sell the books for less than 10 shillings... But it's roughly $1.25.”
S5E18 at 23:27 →
Then1¼ to 2 daysof a laborer’s pay, which ran $195 to $300 a year (65¢ to $1 a day)
Today$270 to $410the same share of a year at today’s median full-time pay, $64,064 a year ($1,232 a week, BLS)

Joseph’s letter to Martin Harris, February 1831: don’t sell the books for less than 10 shillings.

Show the math
  1. Pay then: 65¢ a day (Northeast states, 1831) × 300 days = $195 a year; $1 a day × 300 days = $300 a year.
  2. Share of a year’s pay: $1.25 ÷ 65¢ a day = 1.92 days; $1.25 ÷ $1 a day = 1.25 days.
  3. Pay today: $1,232 a week × 52 weeks = $64,064 a year.
  4. Today’s value: $1.25 × $64,064 ÷ $195 = $410.67; $1.25 × $64,064 ÷ $300 = $266.93. Rounded, that is $270 to $410.
  5. Put another way, each dollar of that pay then is about $214 to $329 of a worker’s pay today.
1866 · $300

A year’s pay in 1866

“the average person's making around $300 a year, maybe 400”
S6E18 at 42:30 →
ThenA year’s payFactory workers averaged $297 a year in 1860 and $384 in 1870 (Long, 1960)
Today$64,000one year at today’s median full-time pay ($64,064: $1,232 a week, BLS)

Gerrit’s rule of thumb for 1866: “$300 a year, maybe 400.”

Show the math
  1. Gerrit’s $300 is one year of pay, so it lines up with one year of pay today: $64,064.
  2. Factory workers averaged $297 a year in 1860 and $384 in 1870 (Long), so $300 to $400 is the right size for 1866.
1866 · $9,000

The reward for Dr. Robinson’s murderer

“they raised a reward of $9,000 to try to find the murderer”
S6E18 at 42:30 →
Then22½ to 30 yearsof a worker’s pay, which Gerrit puts at $300 to $400 a year
Today$1.44 million to $1.92 millionthe same 22½ to 30 years at today’s median full-time pay, $64,064 a year ($1,232 a week, BLS)

Salt Lake City, 1866. This card uses Gerrit’s $300 to $400 a year. As a rough national check, factory workers averaged $297 a year in 1860 and $384 in 1870 (Long); at those two figures the reward is 30 and 23 years of pay.

Show the math
  1. Pay then: $300 a year (Gerrit); $400 a year (Gerrit).
  2. Share of a year’s pay: $9,000 ÷ $300 = 30.0 years; $9,000 ÷ $400 = 22.5 years.
  3. Pay today: $1,232 a week × 52 weeks = $64,064 a year.
  4. Today’s value: $9,000 × $64,064 ÷ $300 = $1,921,920; $9,000 × $64,064 ÷ $400 = $1,441,440. Rounded, that is $1.44 million to $1.92 million.
  5. Put another way, each dollar of that pay then is about $160 to $214 of a worker’s pay today.
1888 · $131

Wilford Woodruff’s Christmas presents, 1888

“total Christmas presents today, $131”
S3E51 at 66:45 →
Thenabout 3½ to 4½ monthsof a factory worker’s pay: $345 a year in 1880, $427 in 1890
Today$20,000 to $24,000the same 3½ to 4½ months at today’s median full-time pay, $64,064 a year ($1,232 a week, BLS)

From his journal, read on air: $10 to Emma; $5 each to Clara, Owen, Blanche and Alice; and on down the list. There is no count for 1888 itself, so this uses the census years on either side, 1880 and 1890.

Show the math
  1. Pay then: $345 a year (factory workers, 1880); $427 a year (factory workers, 1890).
  2. Share of a year’s pay: $131 ÷ $345 = 0.38 of a year, about 4.6 months; $131 ÷ $427 = 0.31 of a year, about 3.7 months.
  3. Pay today: $1,232 a week × 52 weeks = $64,064 a year.
  4. Today’s value: $131 × $64,064 ÷ $345 = $24,325.75; $131 × $64,064 ÷ $427 = $19,654.30. Rounded, that is $20,000 to $24,000.
  5. Put another way, each dollar of that pay then is about $150 to $186 of a worker’s pay today.
How we counted

Most amounts are shown as the share of a year’s pay they took then, and that same share of a full-time worker’s pay today. Before the Civil War the pay is a range for a common laborer, and the range comes from two numbers. The fewer years come from $1 a day: Gerrit’s figure on the show, and the top of the 50¢-to-$1 range given for Erie Canal laborers (Digital Public Library of America). The more years come from the average daily wage that economic historian Robert Margo measured for that region and year, usually 65¢ to 85¢. A full working year is counted as 300 days, about six days a week (Long counted 299 for factory workers). Many laborers worked fewer days, so the true share was, if anything, larger. For 1888 the pay is Clarence Long’s average yearly earnings of factory workers, which already count the days they were out of work; for 1866 it is Gerrit’s $300 to $400. Today’s pay is the median for full-time workers, $1,232 a week (Bureau of Labor Statistics, third quarter of 2026), or $64,064 a year. That is everyone working full time, not just laborers, so it makes the old amounts look bigger than a laborer-to-laborer comparison would. Wheat is different: it is compared by the price of a bushel today. Every quote is word for word from the transcript, and every step of the math is shown on each card.

The $3,000 question

How many years of work was the Book of Mormon?

The answer depends on two things: what a laborer earned that year, and how many days he worked. On the show Gerrit has said both “10 times” a year’s pay (S1E14) and “12 or 13 times” (S3E47). Here is how those compare with the record.

1. What a laborer earned, year by year

50¢75¢$1Gerrit’s $1 a dayPrinting 70¢Papyri 82¢1821183018401845Northeast statesMidwest states

Average daily wage for common labor, without board (Margo, 2000). From 1821 to 1845 the Northeast average stayed between 65¢ (1831) and 98¢ (1837). It never reached Gerrit’s $1 in these years (the Midwest line touched $1.04 in 1837), so $1 is the top of the range, a good year in a good place. Joseph’s own $14 a month works out to 54¢ a working day ($14 ÷ 26 days), under the 67¢ to 78¢ the Northeast averaged in the 1820s, unless room and board came with it.

2. Every combination

Years of a laborer’s pay to equal $3,000. Rows are daily wages from the record; columns are days worked in a year. The two outlined cells, 70¢ and $1 at 300 days, are the range on the printing card. Darker cells mean more years.

Pay a day250 daysa slow year275 daysa short year300 daysa full year312 daysevery workday
65¢lowest Northeast year, 183118.516.815.414.8
70¢Northeast average, 182917.115.614.313.7
78¢Northeast, 182515.414.012.812.3
85¢Northeast, 1834–3514.112.811.811.3
$1Gerrit’s figure; top of the Erie Canal range12.010.910.09.6

3. Run the numbers yourself

A year’s pay$300$1 × 300 days

Years to earn $3,00010.0 years$3,000 ÷ $300

In today’s pay$640,640$3,000 × $64,064 ÷ $300

Today’s pay is the BLS median for full-time workers, $1,232 a week × 52 = $64,064 a year.

4. Did the book pay for itself?

Cost$3,0005,000 copies, so $0.60 a copy

Lowest price$1.25“not less than 10 shillings” (1831)

Break even2,400 copies$3,000 ÷ $1.25, about half the run

If all sold$6,2505,000 × $1.25; $3,250 over cost

A copy at $1.25 cost a laborer 1¼ to 2 days of work ($1.25 ÷ $1, and $1.25 ÷ 65¢). Gerrit says on S5E18 the rest of the copies were bound over the next year and a half to two years; the show doesn’t say how many actually sold, so this is what the price allowed, not a sales total.

Putting numbers to words

2,797,024 words across 295 episodes, counted

Every word in the automatic transcripts, counted against a word list for each theme: “temple,” “endowment,” “sealed” and the rest count toward Temples, and so on. This is dictionary counting, the numbers side of content analysis: it measures how much a theme comes up, not what is said about it. A word can still be counted under the wrong meaning now and then, and the transcripts have their own slips, so treat small differences as noise. Rates are per 10,000 words, so a long episode and a short one compare fairly. The Announcer’s lines are left out, and re-runs are left out of these totals so nothing counts twice.

Themes, season by season

Mentions per 10,000 words. Darker means more, compared with that theme’s own average.

ThemeS1S2S3S4S5S6
Scripture32.623.315.916.322.919.0
Faith and prayer11.49.811.412.611.913.3
Prophets and priesthood12.013.925.018.918.314.5
Temples and ordinances7.614.318.417.010.710.6
Missionary work5.99.514.514.315.815.4
Family and marriage13.819.321.722.218.816.7
Plural marriage1.57.33.67.06.72.6
Mobs, jail and violence13.614.55.75.76.95.6
Death and the afterlife15.011.618.912.615.216.9
Critics and hard questions3.04.44.93.63.44.5
Government and law15.012.05.05.69.94.9
Money7.68.77.28.15.77.0
Sports and food1.21.63.14.04.43.6

The episode that talked about it most

Highest rate per 10,000 words, among episodes of at least 3,000 words.

  1. ScriptureS2E30: Apocrypha Part 1177 mentions, 8.8 times the show’s usual rate
  2. Faith and prayerS6E43: The Lord's Prayer118 mentions, 9.9 times the show’s usual rate
  3. Prophets and priesthoodS3E26: Apostles and Apostates Part 1 (the Calling of the Twelve Apostles)102 mentions, 6.9 times the show’s usual rate
  4. Temples and ordinancesS2E8: Baptism in the Early Church238 mentions, 15.1 times the show’s usual rate
  5. Missionary workS3E16: Missionary Extravaganza98 mentions, 8.8 times the show’s usual rate
  6. Family and marriageS1E9: Revelation to a Radical Christian Group115 mentions, 4.9 times the show’s usual rate
  7. Plural marriageS4E13: Live Studio Audience Part 2 (Politics and Polygamy)64 mentions, 13.7 times the show’s usual rate
  8. Mobs, jail and violenceS1 Bonus 1: Martyrdom52 mentions, 12.4 times the show’s usual rate
  9. Death and the afterlifeS3E32: "Mormon Hell"155 mentions, 8.9 times the show’s usual rate
  10. Critics and hard questionsS6E26: The Great Apostate Hall of Shame - OLI Joseph Wakefield35 mentions, 9.4 times the show’s usual rate
  11. Government and lawS2E11: Abraham Lincoln and the Latter-day Saints Part 267 mentions, 8.7 times the show’s usual rate
  12. MoneyS2E16: American Ideology Part 245 mentions, 8.9 times the show’s usual rate
  13. Sports and foodS4E51: Fallacies, Forgeries, and Football52 mentions, 14.5 times the show’s usual rate

Names said most

  1. Joseph11,064 times, in 292 episodes
  2. Jesus Christ4,516 times, in 273 episodes
  3. Brigham Young1,732 times, in 198 episodes
  4. Sidney Rigdon650 times, in 119 episodes
  5. Oliver Cowdery637 times, in 103 episodes
  6. Martin Harris580 times, in 87 episodes
  7. Hyrum Smith495 times, in 97 episodes
  8. Wilford Woodruff480 times, in 105 episodes
  9. Satan419 times, in 86 episodes
  10. Moroni394 times, in 86 episodes
  11. John Taylor359 times, in 56 episodes
  12. the Whitmers352 times, in 68 episodes

Counted as the name is written in the transcript; a full name counts once. Joseph means any Joseph: Joseph Smith, Joseph F. Smith, Joseph Knight and the rest.

Each season’s signature words

Words said far more in that season than in the other five. For example, “Calhoun 44 of 46” means 44 of the 46 times it was said on the whole show came in Season 1.

Season 1

Calhoun 44 of 46Hadley 51 of 60coffee 66 of 88Buren 51 of 68Daniels 25 of 28Clay 60 of 97

Season 2

Partridge 113 of 133Phelps 149 of 197Mason 105 of 134lodge 41 of 47Lincoln 180 of 301masonry 64 of 89

Season 3

tongue 118 of 159Boggs 89 of 113Cartwright 25 of 25plank 29 of 33archive 31 of 38cemetery 31 of 42

Season 4

Bunyan 54 of 59Roggero 29 of 30deacon 92 of 128Potter 38 of 45onion 27 of 31Rigdon 274 of 543

Season 5

Brocchus 83 of 85corner 161 of 212indulgence 38 of 48purgatory 73 of 125plate 163 of 362flag 66 of 121

Season 6

Booth 163 of 222parliament 48 of 57jingle 26 of 27Wakefield 37 of 43buckwheat 38 of 45Jefferson 37 of 52

The word lists and rules
  • Scripture: 5,840 mentions, 20.9 per 10,000 words. Words: scripture, scriptures, verse, verses, revelation, revelations, bible, testament.
  • Faith and prayer: 3,283 mentions, 11.7 per 10,000 words. Words: faith, testimony, testimonies, pray, prayed, prayer, prayers, praying.
  • Prophets and priesthood: 4,904 mentions, 17.5 per 10,000 words. Words: prophet, prophets, priesthood, apostle, apostles, quorum, quorums, bishop, bishops.
  • Temples and ordinances: 3,811 mentions, 13.6 per 10,000 words. Words: temple, temples, endowment, endowments, endowed, sealing, sealings, sealed, ordinance, ordinances, baptism, baptisms, baptized, baptize.
  • Missionary work: 3,626 mentions, 13 per 10,000 words. Words: missionary, missionaries, mission, missions, convert, converts, converted, preach, preached, preaching.
  • Family and marriage: 5,363 mentions, 19.2 per 10,000 words. Words: family, families, wife, wives, husband, husbands, children, kids, mother, mothers, daughter, daughters, marriage, marriages, married. Not counted: “plural marriage” (that counts under Plural marriage), “children of” (Israel, God, men). “Father” is left off the list because on the show it most often means Heavenly Father.
  • Plural marriage: 1,418 mentions, 5.1 per 10,000 words. Words: polygamy, polygamist, polygamists, plural, monogamy.
  • Mobs, jail and violence: 2,337 mentions, 8.4 per 10,000 words. Words: mob, mobs, mobbed, persecution, persecuted, jail, prison, arrested, murder, murders, murdered, martyrdom, killed, violence, violent, extermination, expelled.
  • Death and the afterlife: 4,188 mentions, 15 per 10,000 words. Words: died, death, dead, die, dying, hell, heaven, resurrection, resurrected, afterlife, paradise, grave. Not counted: “Dead and in Hell” (the series title) and “what the hell.”
  • Critics and hard questions: 1,119 mentions, 4 per 10,000 words. Words: anti-Mormon (and anti-Mormons, anti-Mormonism), critic, critics, apostate, apostates, skeptic, skeptics, skeptical, accusation, accusations, accused, conspiracy.
  • Government and law: 2,330 mentions, 8.3 per 10,000 words. Words: government, congress, governor, constitution, constitutional, court, courts, legal, senate, senator, law, laws (lowercase only, so William Law and his family are not counted). Not counted: “in-law,” “law of Moses,” “law of consecration,” “law of tithing,” “law of the gospel,” “law of chastity.”
  • Money: 2,066 mentions, 7.4 per 10,000 words. Words: money, dollars, dollar, paid, price, prices, debt, debts, bank, banks, cost, costs, wages, poor, poverty, rich, wealthy, mortgage, loan.
  • Sports and food: 862 mentions, 3.1 per 10,000 words. Words: football, Bears (capitalized, the team), Raiders, basketball, baseball, burger, burgers, pie, pies, pizza, food, dinner, lunch.

Names, and how each is counted:

  • Joseph: Joseph, any Joseph
  • Jesus Christ: Jesus or Christ, not counting “Church of Jesus Christ”
  • Brigham Young: Brigham
  • Sidney Rigdon: Sidney or Rigdon
  • Oliver Cowdery: Oliver or Cowdery, not Oliver Cromwell, Huntington or Granger
  • Martin Harris: Martin, not Martin Luther or Martin Van Buren
  • Hyrum Smith: Hyrum
  • Wilford Woodruff: Wilford or Woodruff, not Phoebe or Mrs. Woodruff
  • Satan: Satan or Lucifer
  • Moroni: Moroni
  • John Taylor: John Taylor
  • the Whitmers: Whitmer
  • Abraham Lincoln: Lincoln
  • Nephi: Nephi
  • John C. Bennett: Bennett, not James Gordon Bennett
  • Emma Smith: Emma
  • Russell M. Nelson: Nelson
  • Lucy Mack Smith: Lucy, not Lucy Harris or Lucy Walker

Signature words for an episode are words said often in it and in few other episodes (tf-idf: the count, weighted by how rare the word is across the show). To keep them readable and private, a capitalized word appears only when it is the surname of a historical person on that episode’s own list of people, never a listener, missionary or friend of the show; other words must be ordinary dictionary words, which drops transcription slips; and words about health, sex or slurs are never shown. Season signature words use the same rules.

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The numbers episodes

The episodes with the most numbers in them

The most-read scriptures

Passages read or named on air
  1. D&C 7657 times, 50 episodes
  2. D&C 9336 times, 27 episodes
  3. D&C 1922 times, 14 episodes
  4. Moses 121 times, 9 episodes
  5. D&C 13220 times, 18 episodes
  6. D&C 1018 times, 9 episodes
  7. D&C 4916 times, 9 episodes
  8. D&C 12416 times, 11 episodes
  9. D&C 8915 times, 9 episodes
  10. D&C 8714 times, 14 episodes

4,591 sources in all across 295 episodes. The Doctrine and Covenants alone: 567 times.

Show records

The other shows, counted

The premium shows, each on its own

Joseph Smith and the Restoration

  • 7 episodes, 6.8 hours, 54,411 words
  • 76 sources read or named on air, 35 of them scripture
  • Years named on air run from 1812 to 1841
  • Who comes up most: Joseph Smith, Martin Luther, Paul, John Calvin
  • Longest: JSR S1E12: Calvinism Part 3 - Logical Christianity 1:05:48

5 more episodes were also released free on Standard of Truth and are counted there.

Holy Places From Our Past

  • 9 episodes, 8.9 hours, 77,395 words
  • 137 sources read or named on air, 35 of them scripture
  • Years named on air run from 1800 to 1998
  • Who comes up most: Joseph Smith, Oliver Cowdery, Martin Harris, Josiah Stowell
  • Longest: Holy Places S1E8: Palmyra Part 3 - Hill Cumorah 1:04:40

1 more episode was also released free on Standard of Truth and is counted there.

Condemned To Repeat It

2 more episodes were also released free on Standard of Truth and are counted there.

Search These Commandments

  • 3 episodes, 2.9 hours, 26,527 words
  • 46 sources read or named on air, 20 of them scripture
  • Years named on air run from 1812 to 1975
  • Who comes up most: Joseph Smith, Emma Smith, Martin Harris, Lucy Mack Smith
  • Longest: STC S5E3: D&C 3, Part 1 66:18
How we counted

Words are every word Gerrit and Richard say in the transcripts (not the announcer). Sources, people and years come from each episode’s page. Only episodes with a transcript on Litner are counted.

The running jokes, counted

Times each one comes up
  1. The crack research staff81
  2. The audience: Gerrit’s mom (and Rachel’s mom)70
  3. Doctor inflation56
  4. The only true mission52
  5. Japanese rice tariffs38
  6. We’re huge in…36
  7. Kristy’s Corner33
  8. Townships33

The banter, measured

In Season 1 the topic started about 1.1 minute in. By Season 5 it was 19 minutes. Which is why every episode has a “Skip the banter” button. Median minutes before the topic starts:

Season 1: 1.1 minutes (median of 34 episodes)1.1S1Season 2: 3.7 minutes (median of 54 episodes)3.7S2Season 3: 16.5 minutes (median of 54 episodes)16.5S3Season 4: 18 minutes (median of 58 episodes)18S4Season 5: 19 minutes (median of 50 episodes)19S5Season 6: 14.6 minutes (median of 45 episodes)14.6S6

Episodes got longer too: an average of 59.7 minutes in Season 1, and 67.7 in Season 6.

How we counted

Each episode’s topic start is where Litner’s “Skip the banter” begins, found by reading the transcript. The middle value (median) of each season, 295 episodes in all, re-releases left out.

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